Comments on: You’re not a real college student until…?

By: Mortgage Loan

Mortgage Loan — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 13:07:35 +0000

Nice blog and good site about students…

By: admin

admin — Thu, 27 May 2010 03:50:11 +0000

Yes! Funny how they don’t really explain to the typical 18 y/o who decides to major in English, or philosophy how they will never be able to pay off their $90k in debt with their gallery.

By: Jonathan T. Tallman

Jonathan T. Tallman — Thu, 27 May 2010 03:32:17 +0000

You aren’t a college student until you are up to your eyeballs in debt!

By: Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:46:02 +0000

You're not a real college student until you've spent hundreds of hours prowling Amazon/Ebay for cheap textbooks before discovering that you could simply use We Compare Books and save yourself a ton of time and money. You're not a real college student until you've spent $1000 on books in a single semester!

By: James

James — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:36:30 +0000

Stay up until 5 AM and wake up at 3 PM
Live off Microwavable Cup of Noodles
Spend money on Alcohol rather than bottled water

By: Tommy

Tommy — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:32:48 +0000

You’re not a real college student until you’ve lived a week off of peanut butter because you’ve spent all of your money on booze and you didn’t get the meal plan.

stayed up and watched the sunrise when contemplating the meaning of life with another person

been in a massage train

put random objects in the microwave to see just how cool it really looks (lightbulbs, cds, etc)

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:40:46 +0000

You’re not a real college student until you have applied for 5+ scholarships. (Notice how I said “applied for” and not “won”.)

Because what college student doesn’t need the extra cash??

Check out this article at the myUsearch blog for some helpful tips on applying and looking for scholarships:
http://myusearchblog.com/12-tips-for-findingapplying-for-scholarships

By: Marcus

Marcus — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:53:25 +0000

You’re not a real college student until you have;
-skipped class to watch your favorite show
-thrown a party in the library
-set the microwave for 20 minutes for POPCORN, leave
your dorm, only to come back to a smoke filled room
with the fire department there wondering what college
educated idiot tried to pop popcorn for 20 minutes.
-lived in a dorm
-eaten a diet that consist of Ramen noodles,
hot pockets, and Easy Mac
-show up late for a final exam because you misread
the schedule and still ace the exam

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:44:04 +0000

You are not a real college student until you have manipulated your schedule so you only have classes 2days a week and Ace em all.

By: Charley Miller

Charley Miller — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:43:16 +0000

PAID YOUR TUITION

By: Elizabeth Kraus

Elizabeth Kraus — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:43:39 +0000

You’re not a real college student until you make a cracker, mustard and ketchup sandwich from the condiment station because you’ve spent all of your money for the month.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:53:26 +0000

…you have “borrowed” trays from the dining hall and used them as sleds.
…have tried to sell your meal card for booze money.
…have taken a study break to watch the sun rise.
…have hit the print button five minutes before class started…and still managed to get an “A”
…have taken classes you’re not as interested in just so you could have every Friday off.
…have made a new bff by bonding over guilty pleasure pop culture
…have taken a nap between every class and been able to justify it.

By: Sally Croft

Sally Croft — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:26:01 +0000

~ you have bunked classes and had fun with your friends to your heart’s content.
~ read all through night for last minute test preparation
~ gulped unlimited number of caffeine to recharge your body.
~ rushed to college on time figuring it out later you are already late as changed in hour because of DST: Daylight Saving Time [happened twice with me ]

This can be an endless list.

Sally

By: Sally Croft

Sally Croft — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:20:41 +0000

This can be an endless list.

Sally

By: andrea

andrea — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:11:24 +0000

…until you have no memory of the previous night.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:10:34 +0000

you have not been in college until you have woken up in the morning with only beer and cheerios in your kitchen and thought nothing of mixing the two for breakfast

By: Janaree Nore

Janaree Nore — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:01:50 +0000

You have not been in college until you have….
~~~played Frisbee on a sunny spring day
~~~listened to someone playing guitar while people are throwing a Frisbee around on a sunny spring day
~~~read poetry out loud from Norton’s Anthology while listening to someone play guitar while people are throwing a Frisbee around on a sunny spring day

By: Dan Nieman

Dan Nieman — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:23:28 +0000

You have not been in college until you have woke up with a caffeine hangover, after being up all night with only a power bar as your only source of caffeine.

You have not been in college in Nebraska until you have tasted fresh phesant cooked on a hot plate in a freshman dorm.